breakfastburritoe:

breakfastburritoe:

does anyone know avocado’s number

1 guacamole= 6.023X10^23

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

(Source: jesus-frankenstein, via i-ran-over-oprah)

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

(Source: paintraincomic.com, via thistimewithoutfail)

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

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  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via radicalravenclaw)

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

(via thistimewithoutfail)

lyndez:

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

Why is that loaf of bread barking

(via i-ran-over-oprah)

(Source: boyx, via i-ran-over-oprah)

chitzybitch:

U know she dead

(Source: feel-insane, via thistimewithoutfail)

dachshund-parade:

Two sub-woofers

(via officialsharks)